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Wednesday, November 25, 2009

Stupid is as stupid does

--by Horatio Algeranon

Stupid is,
As stupid does.
The Globe is cooling
Just because...

The temperature
Just yesterday
Was warmer than
It is today!
Statistics don't lie!
The trend is down!!
("Two points make a line"
Is what Euclid found.)

The winter ice,
Has recovered nice.
One whole inch thick!!
That should suffice,

To prevent its melting,
In the summer.
(For Gore, I'm sure,
A royal bummer.)
The CO2 rise
Has begun to slow.
Fallen (!!), in fact,
Two months in a row!

Which means,
Of course,
That fossil burning,
Can't be the cause,
As we've been learning.

The solar output's
On the fall.
A Maunderish Min
Has caused a stall.

A "Little Ice Age"
Is on the way!
It might arrive
Just any day!

The IPCC
Has been FALSIFIED!
That really cannot
Be denied.

They predicted warming,
When it’s been cooling!!
It’s only themselves
They have been fooling.

Stupid is,
As stupid does.
The Globe is cooling,
Just because...

Jabberbloggy

-- Horatio Algeranon's rendition of "Jabberwocky"
'Twas warming and the melting glaciers
Did calve and crash upon the waves
All flimsy were the ice shelf fissures
And the sea ice misbehaves.

"Beware the Jabberblogger, my son!
The un-sourced claim! The dubious stat!
Beware the JunkScience site, and shun
WattsUpWithThat?!"

He took his scientific method in hand
Long time the denialist foe he sought --
And for the duration, by the Surface Station,
He stood awhile in thought.

And, as in nerdish thought he stood,
The Jabberblogger, with blog of fame,
Came snapping photos as fast as it could
And burbled as it came!

One, two! One, two! And through and through
The Razor of Occam went snicker-snack!
He left it dead, and with its head
He went galumphing back.

"And, hast thou slain the Jabberblogger?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!"
He chortled in his joy.

'Twas warming and the melting glaciers
Did calve and crash upon the waves
All flimsy were the ice shelf fissures
And the sea ice misbehaves.

Monday, November 23, 2009

Amendment 28

THIS AMENDMENT IS PAST DUE. PLEASE PASS IT ON AND CALL YOUR REPs.

Amendment 28


Congress shall make no law that applies to the citizens of the United States that does not apply equally to the Senators and/or Representatives, and Congress shall make no law that applies to the Senators and/or Representatives that does not apply equally to the citizens of the United States .

Thursday, November 5, 2009