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Wednesday, May 5, 2010

The Difference Between Liberals and Conservatives

If he Conservative Liberal
doesn't like guns doesn't buy one wants all guns outlawed
is a vegetarian doesn't eat meat wants meat products banned
is homosexual quietly leads his life demands legislated respect
is down-and-out thinks about how to better his life wonders who is going to take care of him
doesn't like a talk show host switches channels demands host be shut down
is a non-believer doesn't go to church wants mention of God and religion silenced
decides needs health care goes about shopping for it demands that rest of us pay for his

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